If you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch Doctor Who
(via questionsleftunanswered)
Seriously though if any of you ever recognize me in public you better approach me it is now expected of you
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
(via sherrinfords)
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader
Persons
People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs
gay incestuous norse butt sex on a rainbow bridge in the middle of space
(via hiddlywink)
- my dad: (yelling at the tv)
- me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
- my dad: you're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
- me:
- me: dont talk to me
I’ve always wanted a friend named Johanna so that whenever we’re talking and they start complaining or talking about their feelings I can reply, “I feeeeeeeeeeeel you Johaaaaaaaaaaaanna~!”
(via six-illiterate-whores)
dear celebrity i love:
i’m going to need you to stop with your face, it hurts me too much
love,
frequent heart attack scare victimco-signed
(via happilyevernow)
when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
(via questionsleftunanswered)
Jack Kerouac’s List of 30 Beliefs and Techniques for Prose and Life
- Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy
- Submissive to everything, open, listening
- Try never get drunk outside yr own house
- Be in love with yr life
- Something that you feel will find its own form
- Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind
- Blow as deep as you want to blow
- Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind
- The unspeakable visions of the individual
- No time for poetry but exactly what is
- Visionary tics shivering in the chest
- In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you
- Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
- Like Proust be an old teahead of time
- Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog
- The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
- Write in recollection and amazement for yourself
- Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea
- Accept loss forever
- Believe in the holy contour of life
- Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind
- Dont think of words when you stop but to see picture better
- Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning
- No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
- Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
- Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
- In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
- Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
- You’re a Genius all the time
- Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven
How I Spent The Prime of My Youth Alone In My Room & Other Wasted Potential: A Memoir
How to copy songs from you iPod to your computer/how to use your iPod as a USB
why cant people appreciate how much effort i put in to not becoming a serial killer
